Universally Loved Entrepreneur, Humanitarian, and Philanthropist, Carl Freer, is Poised to Become the World’s First TRILLIONAIRE

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There are few people on earth as admired and well-loved as Carl Freer.  It is therefore fitting that he be the first to break the notoriously insurmountable Billionaires’ Barrier and explode into the new omnipotence of being the world’s first TRILLIONAIRE!

Charities, universities, scientists, medical research trusts, intellectuals and individuals all over the world are delighting in the fact that it will be he – Carl Freer – that achieves this milestone.    For, unlike most other extremely wealthy people, Carl Freer is a true humanitarian and philanthropist.

To a handful of ignorant people this news about Carl Freer will come as something of a surprise.  Investors past and present are always forewarned by Carl and his team before they invest a penny, that, although Carl promises the most amazing returns, the realisation of such may be slightly delayed – but never diminished – due to his perennial and insatiable compulsion as the world’s greatest philanthropist.  The truth is, Carl simply cannot stop himself from helping others and doing good.

While some investor money is directed toward the project for which it was raised, the majority of monies are always used in selfless humanitarian effort and philanthropy.

Sometimes Carl Supports Several Humanitarian Endeavours At One Time

Carl’s favourite charities (but he donates generously to many others) are:

  • Mercedes McLaren Benevolent Fund;
  • Adopt a Diamond Encrusted Rolex;
  • Ferrari Enzo Classic Rebuilds;
  • Say No To Having your Martini Spilled at Sea;
  • Keep a Lapdancer Dancing;
  • Save American Ammo Manufacturers;
  • Humane Dolphin Culling Society.

 

The Ingenious New Technology that will Catapult Carl Freer From Broke to Trillionaire and Make Him and His Friends the Wealthiest People in History

One might understandably wonder how is that Carl, with his propensity for divesting that which was invested, could ever make it to the rank of trillionaire.  The answer is as simple as it is ingenious.  Carl has always believed in artificial intelligence.

All through his life’s failures and disasters – the arrests and convictions; the billion-dollar loss that was Gizmondo; the investigations and fraud of IT Factory; the debacle that was GetFugu; the ongoing lawsuits new arrest warrants; Carl never wavered in his belief in the power of artificial intelligence.  He knew there had to be something out there smarter than him.

Unable to develop AI fully himself due to all his humanitarian work, Carl teamed up 8 years ago with Prof Huang Guangbin (who developed Extreme Learning Machines – ELM).   Carl has created a new set of companies, powered by this and other revolutionary AI technology.  Companies that will soon rule the world.

These companies, all located in Regus Office spaces (they provide flexible office space to start-ups and mature businesses) at 12 Marina Boulevard, Level 17-01, Marina Bay Financial Centre, Tower 3. Singapore 018982, are:

Watopedia PTE Ltd, incorporation date 26/4/2017  

Watstock PTE Ltd,  incorporation date 6/3/2017

Intelligentia PTE Ltd, incorporation date 26/4/2017

Carl Freer’s New Office Regus Tower in Singapore

These 3 companies own companies and apps that give them the ability to predict the future.

Petrofinde – provides revolutionary analytical tools in collaboration with Extreme Learning Machines and IBM Watson to predict exploration sites using the global repository of geological data.

Watgold – provides revolutionary Neural Network accuracy in predicting the 10 day cycle price of Gold, Platinum and Silver in collaboration with Extreme Learning Machines and IBM Watson.

Watstock –  provides revolutionary tools to predict the Stock Market using Artificial Intelligence and Neural Network powered by Extreme Learning Machines and IBM Watson.

Knowing The Future – the Ultimate Dream of Kings, Clergy and Commoners Throughout the Ages Finally Incarnates in Companies Spelled “Wat” 

No longer will businessmen around the world need to examine the entrails of birds, read tea leaves, make sacrifices to the gods, examine crystal balls or consult magic cards during their lunch breaks.  

Using this technology one can predict (with upwards of 85% certainty) the future of the stock market, commodity market and where to drill for oil.  Within 10 days one will be rolling in wealth.

We predict – Carl Freer will be on the front cover of Forbes magazine, Time magazine and fêted by every business editor in the world wanting to do an exclusive on his commercial brilliance. 

His new friends might include Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, Warren Buffett.   Global leaders such as Presidents Trump and Putin may seek help and assistance from him to improve their economies on a 10 day investment cycle.

Within a short period of time it is predicted that  Carl Freer will be planet earth’s first trillionaire.   Out of the goodness of his heart he will pay off all of the judgements and debts in his name or his companies’ names.  He will return investor’s money in all of his failed companies and, whether people have judgements against him or not, he will backtrack and pay every ex-staff member of every company that he has managed/ owned/ partially owned/ or just controlled every penny he promised them. He will make good the promises of donations to universities and hospital trusts.

We predict great things for Carl Freer.

The Other Side’s Point of View – Reluctantly – Just to Maintain Professional Editorial Balance

Just as we were going to press we were contacted by a disgruntled ex-employee of Carl Freer’s who insisted that, in the interests of fair and balanced journalism, we present his disillusioned view of things.

He recommends that we should all wait and see how the market reacts to this revolutionary new method of creating fortunes before playing it up too much.

He says even the greediest of people can be credited with having some brains and they may wonder why Carl Freer was blessed with having the unique and extraordinarily perspicacious idea of predicting the markets.  After all, that blinding flash of intuition aside, the technology behind the company is not owned  by the company nor by Carl Freer – so what does he bring to the table – marketing skills – a reputation for dishonesty – previously abandoned companies that promised Revolutionary Solutions.

Freer only has to find one investor who believes in him – Carl Freer will present himself as a victim with this one last chance to make good – he will befriend the investor – the investor will be positioned to think that it’s only a small amount of money and he’s such a nice guy with a lovely family that he deserves one last chance – Carl Freer will say in text messages and emails that they are friends for life – Carl Freer will be generous with his advice – Carl Freer will present that he genuinely wants the investment but equally the friendship – he might even say that the investor gets 100% of the company shareholdings until Carl Freer hits his targets – it’s a win-win – based on trust and friendship.

There is a long list of people who have received a variety of promises and who now regret the day they met and listened to Carl Freer’s revolutionary – unique – groundbreaking – never seen before business proposals.

You can choose to join that list or learn from their bitter and expensive experience.

If you believe that the future can be predicted then you should invest in the company.

In Summary

As always, we advise that people should do their own due diligence before deciding to do anything with either Carl Freer or any other person seeking investment.  You should write to Professor Huang Guangbin and ask if his Extreme Learning Machines have been applied to Carl Freer, and if so, what did they predict.

Did they predict that Carl Freer will yet again prove to be a dismal failure?  That one of his arrest warrants will catch up with him and he will be imprisoned? Did it say that he will once again run off with all the money?  Or . . .  did the machines predict that Carl will be the Perfect Businessman and Gentleman this time?  The Prof surely knows.

Carl Freer loves Singapore, and Singapore loves Carl Freer – Trillionaire to Be

6 Replies to “Universally Loved Entrepreneur, Humanitarian, and Philanthropist, Carl Freer, is Poised to Become the World’s First TRILLIONAIRE”

  1. Sorry – but I cannot see how anyone would fall for this AI rubbish.

    For years I have been seeing and hearing about systems that predict the markets – that snake oil is is old as the markets are. Every few months there is some new person selling some new magic way to make sure you can’t fail and can only win big time with your investments.

    At least there was some creative thought in Gizmondo. This is such bullshit. I think he is burning out – his mind is seizing up if this crap is the best he can do.

    1. Someone said somewhere that there was an idiot born every minute. People must buy into it as evidenced by the fact that people like Carl keep selling it.

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